Total Medals Earned: 3,513 (From 588 different games.) Total Medal Score: 62,085 Points
Medals Earned: 3/13 (15/385 points)
Obtain the gun
Collect a coin
Murder an enemy
Beat the game
Kill all the enemies
Collect all the coins
Kill all the enemies and collect all the coins
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/15 (210/500 points)
Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.
Juggle a single enemy in the air with at least 5 hits.
Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential.
Equip 3 perks at once.
Kill 50 bullies.
Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2.
Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1.
Take care of Mother...
Successfully hide from a dog while using a jack o' lantern.
Steal a total of 20k candies.
Catch 40 candies in midair before you land back on the ground.
Steal a total of 1000 candies in Challenge Mode.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 3.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2.
Beat the game and get a perfect grade on every level.
Medals Earned: 17/21 (175/270 points)
Steal a speedboat.
Escape from the helicopter.
Grind against another vehicle.
Jump between flying jet planes! Insane!!!
Hijack a jet plane?!
Jump onto another vehicle!
Steal a motorcycle.
Drive on the oncoming lane for 500 points.
Steal a police car.
Steal a tank.
Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.
Enter Fury Mode.
Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.
Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.
Destroy another vehicle.
Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.
Defeat the final boss and save humanity!
Drive on the oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Destroy a tank (besides your own).
Drive on the oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/275 points)
Lose your first round of Friday Night Death Slot.
Publish your first high-score to the Internets.
Mantain your audience entertained for more than a minute.
Survive for 10 levels.
Mantain your audience entertained for more than 5 minutes.
Survive for 30 levels.
Survive for 50 levels.
Mantain your audience entertained for more than 10 minutes.
Survive for 100 levels.
Medals Earned: 9/18 (50/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 12/12 (60/60 points)
You got another O
You got the F
You got the glorious G
You got the H
You got the I
You got the little N
You got the M
You got the N
You got the O
You got the R
The vanishing space
You got the T
Medals Earned: 4/4 (260/260 points)
Encounter a Space Yeti
Survive the first mission in Campaign
Complete all levels in Campaign
Unlock all upgrades
Medals Earned: 6/12 (135/260 points)
Eat 5 enemy bodies in one game
Evolve for the first time
Get over 10, 000 points in one game
lose the game
Lose 80% of your health
Leave 20 enemy bodies on the stage at the same time
Kill 200 enemies total
Bounce back from a really low health amount
Medals Earned: 9/18 (65/185 points)
Used a bomb
You killed an enemy
You died 3 times
Used a health kit
You died
Killed a big enemy
Found a gold coin
Entered level 2
Entered level 3
Used a confuser
Entered level 4
Entered level 5
Entered level 6
Entered level 7
Found your spaceship and escaped the alien mothership.
Found the retro level
Used a superbomb!
Found all gold coins!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/195 points)
Kill 100 Insects
Spend 10000 $
Use your first droid
Kill 5 Mucus Clouds
Kill 5 Spore Slimers
Kill first boss
Kill 1000 Insects
Kill 100 enemies using droids
Kill 20 Octops or Spitrons